I'm moving. It's about that time for me to wander to other regions of the world and make my fortune. And I will do it...in Arizona.

Utah has been good to me. But now that I'm FINALLY done with school, I go to where the IT jobs are. And warmer weather.

I just got approved for a nice 1 bedroom apartment and I move in the beginning of March. After some mild freaking out, I think I've got most everything lined up for the move. In addition, my brother is also moving. He is going to California to get into the video gaming industry. At least, that's his dream. So there will be Johnson's in almost every state that touches Mexico. (please hold all jokes till the end of class)

So that's it. I'm going to Phoenix, my brother is going somewhere in California, and my sister is doing hair school in New Mexico.

At least my sister will have places to stay whenever she goes to Coachella.

Need some help with what's going on ???

Here you go:
1) Politico.com
2) Talking Points Memo
And for the stat nerd in all of us:
3) Pollster.com

I can be a big kid too.

So the new year has started and I've compiled a good list of resolutions that I'm sure you-all can agree on. They are some toughies that, sometimes, takes people their entire lives to overcome. I am going to attempt to overcome ALL of these in ONE (1) year.

I hope I have the strength...

Here we go:
1) Quit Smoking
2) Quit Drinking
3) Cut down on porn traffiking...or at least donate some of the proceeds to an notable charity for that oh-so-lovely tax break
4) Find that Soundwave Transformers toy I left along side the road when I was a kid and visiting Washington state and we got a flat tire and I spent the time sitting on a rock playing with the previously mentioned Soundwave that I had gotten just that very day and somehow left it behind in the excitement tire-fixing and continuing on our journey from Washington to New Mexico.
5) Create the T-Virus
6) Shoot some zombies
7) Create the antidote for the T-Virus
8) Figure out what the hell is going on in Pirates of the Caribbean 3
9) Conquer the Colossal Burger from Acme Burger Company. The only burger I know of that, by itself, is $20.
10) Finish my bodybuilding friend's website.

I went. I saw. I sang.

Choose your Candidate (click on link)

If you are confuzzled about which candidate to choose next year, or if you just don't know which candidate is right for you, here is a site that may help you in your decision. Run through the questions and you will see where you stand. Here's what I got:

1) Barack Obama: Score 8
2) Hilary "She's a Man, Man" Clinton: Score 8
3) Chris Dodd: Score 7
4) Mitt "Mormon" Romney: Score 6
5) John Edwards: Score 6
6) Rudy "Cross-Dressin" Giuliani: Score 5
7) Duncan "Spy" Hunter: Score 5
8) Joe Biden: Score 5
9) Dennis Kucinich: Score 5
10) Fred "What's going on?" Thompson: Score 4
11) Bill "Bastard" Richardson: Score 4
12) John "Never give up" McCain: Score 4
13) Mike "I <3" Huckabee: Score 4
14) Mike Gravel: Score 4
15) Ron "Reloveution" Paul: Score 3
16) Tom Tancredo: Score 3

Wow, I guess I'm a democrat this time around.

** Disclaimer **
THIS TEST IS NOT MEANT TO BE REAL !!! Don't get on my case because Mitt Romney wasn't chosen for me or because Hilary Clinton was my number 2. I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S @$$ WHO WINS !!! Whether it be the Brown Government elections or the White Government elections, they are all the same and I don't care one way or the other how it all ends up. They all suck !!!

Have a nice day :)