I can figure out the point of anything

Things that must go. (Inspired by the X96 'radio from hell' morning show):

1)Tests that you study long and hard for but bomb because the teacher/review sheet/ homework didn't cover the material and it is assumed that you remember everything that has been taught you since kindergarden and there are also made up answers in which you have to choose from but don't really exist but you have to choose from them anyway just because you are under the dictatorship of the instructor and they feel that they can make up stuff just because they are the instructor and have an inner need for excercising their authority over their poor helpless students who are only trying to do their best and make the most of this college experience so that they can some day provide for their family and follow the prophet and get a house and car and a new tie but now they probably can't because of made up answers on a test that was very much prepared for but due to the lack of inattention to relevant provided answers so now all hope is lost in the universe and the Empire will take over and we will be under oppression until we can form another rebel alliance and take the one ring to its place origin and destroy it and then maybe we can have peace and love and orange-flavored chicken.

2) Run-on sentences.

3) These!

4) And referees/ game schedulers that cause the US national team to not get the World cup. I smell a conspiracy brewing.