Let's join the conversation already in progress.....
"Yay,..." - Master Steve
"J.Po" - JayPo
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
watching fellowship of the ring
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
"there is one who could reunite them"
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
"one who could reclaim the throne of gondor"
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
"steven humpherys"
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
elrond: "he's too expensive"
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
elrond: "we can't afford him"
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
gandalf: "but we must have him"
J.Po says:
i'm too expensive, an expensive assassin
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
elrond: "we'll get Jay, he's cheap"
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
gandalf: "we want to beat sauron, right?"
J.Po says:
elrond:" that's why we need jay. He always gets the job done."
J.Po says:
elrond: "I hear he is the best."
J.Po says:
gandalf:"It's true."
J.Po says:
elrond: "We don't need Frodo anymore, now that we have Jay."
J.Po says:
gandalf: "We can all rest, now that Jay is on the case."
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
gandalf: "well frodo's a pansy anyway"
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
gandalf: "but we must have steve"
J.Po says:
elrond: "Steve is a pansy too. He'll only hold up the journey."
J.Po says:
gandalf:"Then we should kill him."
J.Po says:
elrond: "Yes."
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
elrond: "we can't. he's too powerful. he makes sauron look like a kitty cat"
J.Po says:
pippen: "I want to push this little button on this nuclear type....thing....just to see what it does."
J.Po says:
Sam: "I'm hungery."
J.Po says:
Frodo: "Sam. You just ate an hour ago."
J.Po says:
Sam:" I know, mr. frodo. But I'm hungery again."
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
Sam: "shut up frodo. or i'll stop cooking for you. you can eat with gollum."
J.Po says:
Gollum: "Smeeeegol. Why do you cry Smeagol?"
J.Po says:
Smeagol: "The nasty hobbits are going to eat me."
J.Po says:
Gollum: "They hates you."
J.Po says:
Smeagol:"they are my friendsss."
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
steve: "everybody hates jay"
J.Po says:
Gollum: "They are not your friendsss. Steve is your only friend."
J.Po says:
Smeagol: "STEVE!!! STEVE IS A F***IN F***."
J.Po says:
Gollum:" But he likes you."
J.Po says:
Smeagol: "I HATES STEVE..."
J.Po says:
Gollum: "Steve hatesss you."
J.Po says:
Smeagol: "nasty steve."
J.Po says:
Gollum: "Maybe 'she' will kill steve."
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
steve hates spiders
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
he will kill her
J.Po says:
Gollum:"She is tricksey."
J.Po says:
Smeagol: "I need some Mountain Dew: code Red."
J.Po says:
Gollum: "Let's steal some."
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
gandalf: "i need some wassail"
J.Po says:
elrond: "I need some lovin."
J.Po says:
elrond: "I haven't got any lovin since I was 1000 years old."
J.Po says:
elrond: "When you bought me that wench from Brandybuck."
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
arwen: "don't talk about mom that way"
J.Po says:
elrond: "It's true....."
J.Po says:
elrond: "you can just accept the truth."
J.Po says:
elrond: "I..am..your father."
J.Po says:
Leia: "Does that make Arwen and I sisters ?!?"
J.Po says:
elrond: "NO !!! but I can be your sugardaddy."
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
neo: "not after i kill you"
J.Po says:
elrond: "MR. ANDERSON !!!"
J.Po says:
Gollum: "I hatessss the matrix."
J.Po says:
Sabe': "I love Steve."
J.Po says:
Trinity: "Sabe', I'm going to kick your @$$."
J.Po says:
Padme': "Not if I have anything to say about it."
J.Po says:
Smeagol: "cool, catfight"
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
this is getting to be a cool movie
J.Po says:
Gandalf: "I haven't seen on of these in ages."
J.Po says:
Arwen: "I'm going to mess u up, Leia, you stole my last Diet Coke."
J.Po says:
Leia: "Bring it BiT*H!!"
J.Po says:
Legolas: "Captain Jack Sparrow !!! Go get some chips and get back here quick!!"
J.Po says:
Capt. Jack Sparrow: "Savy !!!"
J.Po says:
Frodo: "To the winner gets the One Ring."
J.Po says:
Gandalf: "Let's get it on !!"
J.Po says:
Neo: "Trinity, if you need me just think of my name. "
J.Po says:
Trinity: "I don't need your help. I can take all of them."
J.Po says:
Smeagol: "Talkie talkie talkie....no more talkie."
J.Po says:
Gandalf: "This had better be a good, clean fight. No scratching the eyes, bullettime kicks, or biting any pointed ears."
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
Mike tyson: "no fair"
J.Po says:
Sam: "I'm hungry, Where's Captain Jack with those 'taters."
J.Po says:
Captain Jack: "I'm here but there's no rum..... Sabe' burned it all."
J.Po says:
Sabe':"Rum is a vile drink."
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
Pippen: "damn Sabe, I want a pint"
J.Po says:
Luke Skywalker: "Beat her good, sis, She burned all the rum."
J.Po says:
Leia: "It will be my pleasure."
J.Po says:
Legolas: "I just need Lamdas bread salsa and I'm good."
J.Po says:
Smeagol: "Taters?!? what be taters, precioussss?!?"
J.Po says:
Sam: "Po-tay-toes!!"
J.Po says:
Neo: "Where did you pick up this guy?!?"
J.Po says:
Frodo: "He's our guide!!"
J.Po says:
Neo: "Not much too look at is he ?!?"
J.Po says:
Sam: "Not really, but he has an excellent singing voice."
J.Po says:
Trinity: "STOP PULLING MY HAIR, ARWEN!!"
J.Po says:
Arwen: "YOU STARTED IT!!!"
J.Po says:
Trinity: "NO I DIDN'T !!! PADME' DID !!!"
J.Po says:
Padme': "YOU SUCK!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"
J.Po says:
R2: "beep bop beep"
J.Po says:
C3PO: "Artoo says first round is over."
J.Po says:
Gandalf: "Shut that infernal thing off, or I'm going to crush that piece of metal with my muntant abilities."
J.Po says:
C3-PO: "...but sir..."
J.Po says:
Gandalf: "That does it. "
J.Po says:
C3-PO: "AAAAARRRRRR!!!!!"
J.Po says:
Luke: "What are you doing to my droid."
J.Po says:
Gandalf: "I'm turning him into a coffee mug."
J.Po says:
Legolas: "Captain Jack, You need a new mug."
J.Po says:
Captain Jack: "Savy!!"
J.Po says:
Frodo: "I want a mug too."
J.Po says:
Gandalf: "there's another droid. I can do it."
J.Po says:
Sabe': "OW !!!!!"
J.Po says:
Leia: "Hang on Sabe'. GET OFF HER TRINITY !!"
J.Po says:
Trinity: "Skank!!"
J.Po says:
Arwen: "whore!!"
J.Po says:
Aragorn: "Did I miss anything ?!? Sorry I'm late, I couldn't park my submarine anywhere."
J.Po says:
Sam: "they just started...did you bring the 'tater chips?!?"
J.Po says:
Smeagol: "Again with the tater's. Enough with the Taters!!"
J.Po says:
Gandalf: (calling on his cell phone) "Charles !! You're missing it, old friend !!!"
J.Po says:
Neo: "Call the oracale. She makes great cookies."
J.Po says:
Legolas: "Where'd Gimli go?!?"
J.Po says:
Aragorn: "I saw him on the street, drunk of his @$$ again..."
J.Po says:
Legolas: "I was going to tell him that I'm up to 17 shots now..."
J.Po says:
Charles: "Are they still fighting ?!?"
J.Po says:
Gandalf: "They are getting tired."
J.Po says:
Charles: "ALMOST TIRED ?!? ENGAGE !!!!!"
J.Po says:
Frodo: "I'm tired. I"m going back to the Prancing Pony."
J.Po says:
Sam: "I"m going to come with you."
J.Po says:
Aragorn: "I'm glad they are gone. They were eating all the chips. "
J.Po says:
Gollum: "Stupid Fat Hobbitsesss."
Yah, we got the son of a b says:
cool J.Po
J.Po says:
lol
J.Po says:
i rather enjoyed it
It is in production and will be released in 2005. Look for it at your local theatre.
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