I can figure out the point of anything

I'm ready for this vacation to be over.

Not Because:
1) I have nothing to do all day.
2) There is nothing on TV.
3) I've seen all the DVDs in my collection many times and I've seen a bunch at home.
4) I'm not dating anyone.
5) My roommates aren't home and the Villa is dead.
6) Provo is dead.

I'm ready for it to be over because:
1) I'm looking forward to the many hours I'll spend programming and in the library.
2) The long days of work and class.
3) Being broke... again.
4) Reading textbooks rather than my lot.
5) Finals.
6) Ward activities.

The light at the end of the tunnel includes:
1) Episode III.
2) Summer concerts.
3) Road trips.
4) Soccer.