June 27, 2005

From apt. 46's ward prayer spotlight:

TOP 10 REASONS WHY I AM NOT MARRIED YET:

10. DDR on my Laptop

9. Kat said No because I believe Blade is a better vampire reference than Buffy

8. Black Nail Paint

7. I'm not tall enough for Paige S.

6.Ninja Turtle Bed Sheets

5. The Java Programming language is a lot easier to understand than girl language.

4. Jessie S. is already taken.

3. I know that the X-Men member Rogue got her powers from absorbing Ms. Marvel's super powers.

2. Em doesn't think I'm good enough . . . and she's right.

1. I'm scared of water and girls.

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